alexputyourpantsbackon:

Things that will make me fall for you:

  • singing around me, even if you’re not the best
  • talking about movies and books you love
  • telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones
  • sharing your music with me
  • really talking to me…about your life and your future etc.
  • maybe liking me back?
  • yeah

(via theflavourofyourlips)

"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
- Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)

(Source: unusual-entities, via elenapoopiehead)

Why do we have Columbus Day sales like who decided “this guy discovered America, let’s sell half priced mattresses in his honor!”

Have you ever tried to get out of bed at like 4am but it feels like you’re on drugs

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via pitslut)